{"id":9837,"date":"2014-06-01T03:36:05","date_gmt":"2014-06-01T03:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-6\/"},"modified":"2014-06-01T03:36:05","modified_gmt":"2014-06-01T03:36:05","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-6\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/87456088496\/iamthefirechild-summer-objected-they-do-not\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/87455693724\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Summer objected, \u201cThey do not \/lurk\/ any more than your otter lurks. I strongly suspect there\u2019s a cat pile somewhere in the sunlight. But I\u2019m not getting up to find it. Ask Jarvis.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I never said the otter doesn\u2019t lurk,&#8221; Tony replied, &#8220;but there\u2019s only one of him, so he can\u2019t lurk as much.&#8221;\u00a0 A beat.\u00a0 &#8220;Well, okay, maybe he can.\u00a0 Never know with him.\u00a0 No lurking for Sassy, though.\u00a0 She\u2019s kinda hopeless.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Dog toes are noisy, that&#8217;s the problem. Non-retractable. Plus I think she&#8217;s afraid she&#8217;ll get stepped on if she doesn&#8217;t make herself known. Bit like someone else I know.&#8221; Unsubtly, she poked him in the side.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: Summer objected, \u201cThey do not \/lurk\/ any more than your otter lurks. I strongly suspect there\u2019s a cat pile somewhere in the sunlight. But I\u2019m not getting up to find it. Ask Jarvis.\u201d &#8220;I never said the otter doesn\u2019t lurk,&#8221; Tony replied, &#8220;but there\u2019s only one of him, so he can\u2019t lurk as &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-6\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9837"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}