{"id":9979,"date":"2014-05-26T02:08:15","date_gmt":"2014-05-26T02:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/26\/nymphamortem-well-girls-keep-that-in-mind\/"},"modified":"2014-05-26T02:08:15","modified_gmt":"2014-05-26T02:08:15","slug":"nymphamortem-well-girls-keep-that-in-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/26\/nymphamortem-well-girls-keep-that-in-mind\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nymphamortem.tumblr.com\/post\/86752467451\/well-girls-keep-that-in-mind-next-time-your\">nymphamortem<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Well girls, keep that in mind next time your friendzone somebody!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>THIS IS A TERROR CAMPAIGN<\/p>\n<p>YOU\u2019RE TELLING US YOU\u2019LL LITERALLY MURDER US IF WE DON\u2019T SPREAD OUR LEGS FOR YOU OR IF WE DON\u2019T DATE YOU<\/p>\n<p>THAT\u2019S IT THAT\u2019S THE WHOLE MESSAGE<\/p>\n<p>YOU WANT US TO LIVE IN FEAR AND WE SURE DO<\/p>\n<p>I WANT TO FUCKING CRY<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nymphamortem: &#8220;Well girls, keep that in mind next time your friendzone somebody!&#8221; THIS IS A TERROR CAMPAIGN YOU\u2019RE TELLING US YOU\u2019LL LITERALLY MURDER US IF WE DON\u2019T SPREAD OUR LEGS FOR YOU OR IF WE DON\u2019T DATE YOU THAT\u2019S IT THAT\u2019S THE WHOLE MESSAGE YOU WANT US TO LIVE IN FEAR AND WE SURE DO &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/26\/nymphamortem-well-girls-keep-that-in-mind\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[81,51,932],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9979"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}