talking to: Kevin, Michael, the Vent crew
mood: happy
tagme: geekgirl/gaming
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How to pay tribute to Gary Gygax:

Tell three of your best friends, when they come to play BESM, that you are going to play Munchkin instead.

Learn that one friend has never played and always wanted to.

Get Cursed twice by another player, losing several good items, and retaliate by Gender-Switching him (-5 in your next battle).

Spend four turns not fighting the Potted Plant lv 1 you have in your hand because you are under the Curse of the Malice Mirror, which renders all your bonuses null, and you are only level 1.

Gain Sandals of Protection vs Curses, and Open the Door to a Curse on your next turn.

Make a profitable trade of a Wizard’s Hat of Awesome +3 for Pantyhose of Armor (can’t be worn by Warriors) +3 and gain a treasure into the bargain.

Have a Floating Nose wander into a current battle, which then sneezes Electric Radioactive Acid on the combatant, who had spent his last three turns hopping up monsters and stealing treasure.

Illusion a Found monster into a Lawyer (won’t fight thieves), then transfer the Lawyer’s aggro to the thief sitting next to you, who gains nothing from the battle.

Stop one winner by playing Friendship Potion on his Found monster. “I fight a monster.” “But you’re fwends!”

Stop one winner by playing Out to Lunch on his Found monster. “I fight a monster.” “He’s not there.”

Win the game by Looking for Trouble, finding an Insurance Salesman lv 14 (fight with only bonuses), having +17 in bonuses, having the Insurance Salesman Illusioned into a Platinum Dragon lv 20, and playing a Doppleganger (double all bonuses and levels).

Laugh so hard at several points you cannot see; swap many handshakes, hi-fives, and plots; generally pwn each other as often as possible.