I am a shipper.

I am proud to be a shipper.

I am a sane shipper. And because I am a sane shipper, I’m going to give you all a list of my ships, in categories, with some textbabble along with them, so you understand my shipping.

There are [x] kinds of ships, for me. ‘Sane’ ships, i.e. ships that make sense to me and which I comprehend the emotions of; and ‘crack’ ships, where I don’t even care if they make sense or even if they’re in the same work. Sometimes there’s some ships that fall inbetween.

So. Below are my ships. You can ship whatever the fuck you want to. I don’t even care. But you will by gods not fight me over my ships, and I will not fight you over yours, in return.

There are some ships I just can’t do. What that means is, if I see it, I bypass it. I won’t comment on it, I won’t read it, I won’t write it, I won’t draw it, I won’t anything it. It doesn’t exist for me. If you rec it or talk about it to me, I’m just gonna shrug at you and change the subject.

You’re welcome to do the same to me for my ships. Just a simple, ‘it’s not my ship’ will suffice.

Sane ships:

Phédre/Joscelin, Kushiel’s Legacy

Imriel/Sidonie, Kushiel’s Legacy

Tony Stark/Pepper Potts, Avengers/Iron Man (Pepperony!)

Loki/Sigyn

Kate Beckett/Richard Castle

Crack ships:

Tony Stark/anybody

Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers

Tony/Bruce/Steve (Stark Spangled Banner)

Tony/Loki (Frostiron)

Sherlock/John

Harry/Hermione/Ron

Hawkeye/Black Widow

Prince Hal/Poins

Ships I don’t do, period:

Loki/Thor

Sam/Dean

I’ll just … update this whenever I think of another ship.