mischief-maker-loki:

iamthefirechild:

mischief-maker-loki:

iamthefirechild:

mischief-maker-loki replied to your post: My taste, my rules. Shut up.

What on earth would make you say that, darling?

It was just there in my head. 

Why would you think I would no longer be interested in a threesome? *smiles*

*grumpily* Nobody else likes me in this body, why the hell would you?

While bodies are interesting, and a great deal of fun can be had with them, they are not as important as the spirit that inhabits them.

Okay, flattery will get you places … But my point still stands — nobody else is interested, why the hell are you?

So … I have this male body for 26 more hours. And there’s really only one thing I can do with it that I can’t do as a girl.

I’m just not having any more luck with that in a male form than I ever did in a female form.

Is it still called “popping the cherry” for a guy? Because I’m pretty sure this body is still a virgin. And I want to fix that.

Anybody? Bueller?

Put a symbol in my ask *-*

‽ – I’m too shy to talk to you

✩ – You inspire me

☼ – You make me smile

☏ – I wish we’d talk more

✌- I want to get to know you

☺ – I want to be your friend

#- I want to thank you

✓ – I like you

♣ –  I want to cuddle you

❀ – I think I’m falling for you

* – I want to kiss you

♥ – I’m in love with you

愛 – I love you

∞ – I want to date you

© – Will you be mine?

(´・ω・`)- Can I stay with you forever?

harry—monmouth:

iamthefirechild:

harry—monmouth:

iamthefirechild:

“A bit cruel, to always make mock of him so, but he does seem to invite it.” Kris tossed back his third cup of ale, trying to decide if he was drinking too much. Did a male body have different tolerances than a female one? His taste buds seemed different, anyway; the ale was really good.

“Francis!”

Hal watched carefully, making sure the new found friend did not drink so much to pass out. The night was young—he was honestly surprised no officers had come to show to inspect the tavern, then the prince to play up a small scene for them with Peto.

Francis called back; “Anon, sir!” He shouted, running over, nearly slipping from his footing and spilling the ale, pouring it nervously as Hal had called back with another ‘Francis!’, turning around to have the ale spill at his face. Hal laughed anyway, wiping it away, Falstaff pausing for few moments to look over at the two, then continuing.

Kris emptied the cup, then spun it around on its base, musing. It seemed that male or female, hanging about in taverns was really just the same. Boisterous, exuberant, drunken men telling tall tales of their exploits to any who would listen. It just wasn’t to Kris’ taste after all.

But Harry seemed to be having fun. Unaware of the smile that curved his mouth, Kris let his eyes rest on the boyish Prince.

Hal laughed merrily along with the men and screeching women that waled along with the drunkards as well as all the other folks to hear such comedies. The spilling of drinks as well as breaking wooden chairs and the chorus of the laughter was a very common area; freely to spend time and befriend the thieves and liars of the tavern. Not yet had his plans unfolded for a noble warrior and future king.

He caught the other man’s smile, taking another look to it with his cup of ale in his other hand. “What say’st thou to stare? Falstaff’s eyes are wavering, you can slip under his nose; mine perhaps of need to falter; the knotty pated fool has the eyes of a wise old man though he looks blindly..” He said in a low whisper in comparison to everybody else, though his sly smile and quick words were much to understand.

Kris settled himself more firmly into his seat. “I like to watch people have a good time, and you are very worth watching for that, Harry.” He let the smile turn a little wry. “Though I’ll gladly admit this isn’t really … to my taste. A little too crowded, really.” Raising his voice to a shout, he called “Francis!”

@iamthefirechild

xaviers-school:

iamthefirechild:

xaviers-school:

Well, I’m quite sorry to hear that, darling…

*shrugs and rubs hands through his hair* I’m starting to think I’ll have to lock myself up for the next day, because this whole … it’s like having two brains! How do guys even live with this?

Just give it time, love.

It’s only going to last another day and a couple hours. *blows out a breath* Still weird, though.

I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.

I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.

I mean, fuck me.

I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.

My muse, everyone, right now.

harry—monmouth:

iamthefirechild:

“A bit cruel, to always make mock of him so, but he does seem to invite it.” Kris tossed back his third cup of ale, trying to decide if he was drinking too much. Did a male body have different tolerances than a female one? His taste buds seemed different, anyway; the ale was really good.

“Francis!”

Hal watched carefully, making sure the new found friend did not drink so much to pass out. The night was young—he was honestly surprised no officers had come to show to inspect the tavern, then the prince to play up a small scene for them with Peto.

Francis called back; “Anon, sir!” He shouted, running over, nearly slipping from his footing and spilling the ale, pouring it nervously as Hal had called back with another ‘Francis!’, turning around to have the ale spill at his face. Hal laughed anyway, wiping it away, Falstaff pausing for few moments to look over at the two, then continuing.

Kris emptied the cup, then spun it around on its base, musing. It seemed that male or female, hanging about in taverns was really just the same. Boisterous, exuberant, drunken men telling tall tales of their exploits to any who would listen. It just wasn’t to Kris’ taste after all.

But Harry seemed to be having fun. Unaware of the smile that curved his mouth, Kris let his eyes rest on the boyish Prince.