“Waste of gas. I’ll fly. I don’t actually live that far away. Anyway, /you’re/ the dangerous one, not me. I’m harmless and innocent.”
“Your call. And me, dangerous? You’re insane. I can do no harm. It’s you who makes all the decisions.”
“Say the man who lured me into the /need/ for a cold shower and then invited himself into it. Dangerous. Are you going to let me in or do I have to stand out here all night?”