one time tony and loki convinced hawkeye that he was a vampire.
#tony had to explain vampires to loki #they don’t have vampires in asgard#though they do have unicorns #they had a tiny unicorn problem once#the unicorns were tiny not the problem #people were giving them as gifts#and there were too many of them #so they started flushing them down the toilets#and they started breeding in the sewers #it got really pointy down there#and bad things started to happen #when it was all over #odin banned tiny unicorns#abuse of tags #suddenly writing tagfic #tagfic #lego #loki #tiny loki #tiny-loki#tony #tony stark #Iron Man #clint #clint barton #hawkeye #chitauri #minion#minifigures #Avengers