*yelps and falls over in her haste to scramble away* I wanted to /eat/ it not wear it!
Then don’t make lewd comments.
You started it with the blonde thing!
You started it by stealing my ice cream!
*sweetly* Older sister. ‘s my job.
*looks at her flatly* RIght. I thought older sisters were supposed to protect you, not steal your food.
*grins at him* Both.