Strip off your pants and let’s see, then. *grins hugely, knowing perfectly well he’s not going to do that*
*blushing* I think you just proved my point about you not being innocent.
*clasps her hands and bats her eyelashes at him*
*flicks ice cream at her*
*yelps and falls over in her haste to scramble away* I wanted to /eat/ it not wear it!
Then don’t make lewd comments.
You started it with the blonde thing!