*rolls his eyes at her* You’re a hopeless case, aren’t you?
I’m completely perfectly innocent and have no idea what you are talking about.
If you’re innocent, then I’m a natural blond.
Strip off your pants and let’s see, then. *grins hugely, knowing perfectly well he’s not going to do that*
*blushing* I think you just proved my point about you not being innocent.
*clasps her hands and bats her eyelashes at him*