Summer clasped her hands together and looked innocent. “Would I do a thing like that?”
Who else would have painted my toenails pink?
“Have you ever seen me paint /my/ toenails!? I don’t even own any!”
Well, who else would it have been? I don’t know anybody else who would buy nail paints and isn’t currently missing!
“I blame … Gaius.” She wrinkled her nose. “It’s a mystery to me, honestly, Merlin. Maybe you should set wards on your sleep!”
Right, and why would Gaius have nail paints? he rolled his eyes. If I could do that, I would have done it on Arthur ages ago.
“Oh, come on, Gaius is a skilled apothecary, he could make nail paints if he wanted.”
But why would he want to?
“Because you are an annoying little brat and deserve a comeuppance sometimes?”