_{Lumped these all together for ease of reblogging:}

• _{“My parents know.”}
• _{“Don’t go.”}
• _{“You’re under arrest.”}
• _{“Make me.”}
• _{“Kiss me you idiot.”}
• _{“I didn’t do it.”}
• _{“That isn’t mine.”}
• _{“Marry me?”}
• _{“Truth hurts, don’t it?”}
• _{“Be mine.”}
• _{“You owe me.”}
• _{“Just relax.”}
• _{“I already regret this.”}
• _{“Where are my clothes?”}
• _{“You could have killed someone!”}
• _{“I think I broke it.”}
• _{“Do you love me?”}
• _{“We need to talk.”}
• _{“Never again.”}
• _{“Do I know you?”}
• _{“How drunk are you right now?”} 
• _{“Well that was unexpected.”} 
• _{“Have you ever even done this before?”} 
• _{“I just want to cuddle.”}
• _{“I can’t even look at you.”}
• _{“What happened to you?”}
• _{“Don’t you dare.”}
• _{“I missed you.”}
• _{“This stays between us.”}
• _{“I need a hug.”}
• _{“I could kill you!”}
• _{“Kiss me.”}
• _{“You’re so weird.”}
• _{“Why are you wearing that?”}
• _{“You coward.”}
• _{“You’re all out of ____.”}
• _{“You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!”}
• _{“I think I’m forgetting something.”}
• _{“This seems familiar.”}
• _{“You lied to me!”}
• _{“Are you threatening me?”}
• _{“Is that my shirt?”}
• _{“Where did you find this?”}
• _{“Explain yourself.”}
• _{“Where were you?”}
• _{“You drive me crazy!”}
• _{“I think I’m falling in love with you. “}
• _{“Are you even listening to me?”}
• _{“Just leave me alone.”}
• _{“I need a drink.”}
• _{“What were you thinking?”}
• _{“I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.”}
• _{“I’m going to be sick.”}
• _{“For you, I would _____”}
• _{“Just what did we do last night?”}
• _{“Give it back.”}
• _{“I have to go.”}
• _{“Shut up and listen.”}
• _{“Do you remember this?”}
• _{“Want to hear a secret?”}
• _{“Take responsibility.”}
• _{“Don’t look at me like that.”}
• _{“Give me another chance.”}
• _{“Don’t you dare come near me!”}
• _{“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”}
• _{“You mean everything to me.”}
• _{“Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.”}
• _{“What are you afraid of?”}
• _{“I miss you so very much.”}
• _{“No, that can’t be my baby.”}
• _{“Just five more minutes.”}
• _{“No! You can’t die on me now!”}
• _{“That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.”}
• _{“Put. The. Weapon. Down.”}
• _{“What are we doing here?”}
• _{“Do you trust me?”}
• _{“That sounds painful.”}
• _{“Are you even listening to yourself?”}
• _{“I’m not speaking to you anymore.”}
• _{“I can’t believe you missed that.”}
• _{“That was a bad plan.”}
• _{“That looked easier on TV.”}
• _{“I’ve never heard that one before.”}
• _{“I didn’t know you could do that.”}