wordlesswarlock:

iamthefirechild:

god damn it, I messed up the times and we missed the first hour of punkin chunkin

What’s that? o.o

Madmen engineers (I think there’s a Tony Stark fic about this, come to think of it) build machines to see who can hurl an intact pumpkin the farthest. They’re grouped by how they’re powered, i.e. trebuchet, air cannon, spinning, etc. A pumpkin that explodes before impact with the ground is considered pied.

It’s AWESOME.