⊕ [do it for the funny]

sirpercivalofcamelot:

Pros:

  1. They’d both really enjoy it
  2. the foreplay would be hilarious
  3. the subsequent stealing of sheets would be hilarious
  4. the morning after would be hilarious

Cons:

  1. the morning after would be really awkward 
  2. the whole thing would probably be awkward
  3. those aren’t necessarily cons, really.
  4. all of the teaching you’d probably have to do

“But teaching Percival how to do the sex would be so much fun!”