I .. can’t actually think of anything right now? Maybe just some conversation. *ugh, embarassing, he offers aid and you can’t think of anything? lame, so lame, just want to crawl under something*

robinprankstergoodfellow:

iamthefirechild:

robinprankstergoodfellow:

*chuckles and straightens* I’m very good at conversation, believe me. Now, tell me, what is your name?

You — play video games. *looks him up and down* Are you the sort who likes to lure the world monsters onto the level one newbies?

*chuckles* I play some, not all. I think the most recent one I played was Skyrim. I got addicted to that like you wouldn’t believe. And COD, of course.

Oh, of course. *male. of course the wargames. boring* So you’re the sort who lies in wait with the sniper rifle?