“Anybody like me? Oh, you mean psychopathic vampire who doesn’t give a damn about human life?” he asked, smirking. “Well the good news is that you don’t have to love me.”
She studied him for a long time. “Nothing. There’s nothing at all you can do for me.”
Damon nodded slowly before smiling. “We’re done here, then.” He stood and winked before walking for the door.
She watched him out the door before murmuring, “After all, you were never going to be interested in me.”
“Anybody like me? Oh, you mean psychopathic vampire who doesn’t give a damn about human life?” he asked, smirking. “Well the good news is that you don’t have to love me.”
Something that might have started as a smile twisted her mouth. “No, you wouldn’t stop me. And you would be into it.”
Damon eyed her before tilting his head up a bit and narrowing his eyes. “What do you want from me?”
She studied him for a long time. “Nothing. There’s nothing at all you can do for me.”
#puts it on #IT’S TOO BIG
#u’ll grow into it #don’t let ur mom see it
“Anybody like me? Oh, you mean psychopathic vampire who doesn’t give a damn about human life?” he asked, smirking. “Well the good news is that you don’t have to love me.”
Summer just shrugged. “It’s always hypothetical.”
Damon sighed. “If, hypothetically, you wanted to jump my bones, I wouldn’t stop you. And I would certainly be into that.”
Something that might have started as a smile twisted her mouth. “No, you wouldn’t stop me. And you would be into it.”
i try v hard #bow
#hands u a halo
“What /is/ tapioca anyway?”
“Small white grains from the cassava plant. Usually mixed with sugar, and milk or a cream to make it as a dessert. You’ve probably seen it in a pudding form.”
“Heard of it, yeah. I don’t know — I mean, do the juice based ones — I don’t really like tea. It’s — I can really taste the bitter.”
“Anybody like me? Oh, you mean psychopathic vampire who doesn’t give a damn about human life?” he asked, smirking. “Well the good news is that you don’t have to love me.”
Dryly, “Of course it would. Well, different for you, I suppose.”
“Well it’s all hypothetical, so there’s not really anything to discuss.”
Summer just shrugged. “It’s always hypothetical.”
“Anybody like me? Oh, you mean psychopathic vampire who doesn’t give a damn about human life?” he asked, smirking. “Well the good news is that you don’t have to love me.”
“/So/ flattering. What if, just hypothetically, /I/ wanted to jump /your/ bones?” She did her level best to keep her tone light and curious.
Damon looked confused for a moment before his expression twisted into a smirk. “That would be a different story.”
Dryly, “Of course it would. Well, different for you, I suppose.”
“But there’s /beads/ in it.”
“Its tapioca, but not everyone drinks that. There’s always juice based bubble teas without the ‘beads’.”
“What /is/ tapioca anyway?”
anybody who sasses you that much I need to follow
