“My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”

notmyjeepyoucreep:

iamthefirechild:

notmyjeepyoucreep:

” Well it is kind of a sweet thing to do. My dad glared at me when I made him an omelette in heart form. ” 

“I think a heart-shaped omelette is awesome! But my mom — is always trying to make me feel better about being single forever.”

“Well, I tried my best. But your mom sounds like she only means well, so you shouldn’t be mad at her or anything, really.”

“I’m not mad, exactly … it would be nice not to be reminded all the time! She doesn’t always understand, is all. I don’t know, does your dad try to fix you up?”