You’ve had thousands of years to learn how to tell half the truth, Puck. *shakes head* What am I going to do with you?
That’s true. *tilts head* But there’s still the fact that I am unable to lie. If I tell you something, you can’t just assume I’m lying because, even if it’s not the whole truth, it’s still more than a lie.
Tell me something true. *tell me something so I don’t have to keep looking at you*
A tomato is a fruit.
PUCK! *leaps at him, hands outstretched, to whack him*