smut-101:

Put a letter in my muse’s askbox and I’ll write a para starter for both of our muses:

For muses in a relationship:

A. Muse A treats Muse B to a romantic, candlelit massage at the end of a hard day.

B. Muse A steps in while Muse B is showering/bathing and helps Muse B bathe/shave.

C. Muse A and Muse B head into the kitchen for a late night snack and feed each other.

D. Muse A and Muse B lie down in bed/on the couch together and talk until they fall asleep in each others’ arms.

E. Muse A and Muse B build a fort out of blankets and pillows.

F. Muse A and Muse B confess their first impressions of each other and reflect on their relationship so far, sharing favorite memories.

G. Muse A takes care of Muse B when they’re not feeling well.

H. Muse A takes Muse B back to the place they had their first date/they first met and proposes/gives them a promise ring. 

I. While out on a date, Muse A and Muse B get caught in the rain with no umbrella.

J. Muse A and Muse B move in together.

For muses who’re strangers:

K. Muse A accidentally takes Muse B’s order at the local coffee shop, giving them a reason to finally talk to one another. 

L. Muse A goes over to Muse B’s apartment to complain about the noise that’s preventing them from getting work done/studying/sleeping.

M. Muse A’s car breaks down in front of Muse B’s house and Muse A asks for help.

N. Muse A and Muse B are assigned to work together on a school project/work project.

O. Muse A overhears Muse B making negative remarks about something that they like and can’t help but voice their opinion, resulting in a lively debate. After agreeing to disagree, Muse A and Muse B are curious to learn more about each other. 

P. Muse A and Muse B meet online and a relationship builds as they continue to chat. 

Q. Muse A spots Muse B at a friend’s birthday party/wedding and decides to introduce themselves before they miss the opportunity.

R. Muse A bumps into Muse B by accident while chasing after their dog/cat/kid. 

S. Muse A starts a new job and learns that Muse B will be their new boss/co-worker.

T. Muse A meets Muse B while travelling and forgets to exchange numbers before they part ways. Time passes and Muse A can’t get Muse B out of their mind. By chance, Muse A and Muse B end up travelling together again and this time Muse A makes sure that they keep in touch.