Summer: *gives Isaac pie because pi day*
Isaac: *looks overwhelmingly excited* Really?!
Summer: *makes a bemused face* Yes really.
Isaac: *looks at the pie* Do I get a fork?
Summer: *shows him a fork* You have to buy the fork.
Isaac: *makes a confused puppy face* Buy it?
Summer: *holds up her face to his and looks expectant* Yes.
Isaac: …With kisses? I can pay in kisses.
Summer: *looks more expectant and puts the fork behind her back*
Isaac: *leans in and kisses her nose*
Summer: *frowns slightly and does not give fork*
Isaac: *kisses the corner of her mouth*
Summer: *contemplates and gives over the fork* And you have to leave me one piece.
Isaac: *kisses her sweetly and smile* You’re the best.
Summer: You’re biased. *laughs*
Isaac: *scrunches his nose* Naaaahhh.
Summer: Just a little. And don’t give any to the cat.
Isaac: *takes a bite of pie* …
Summer: *eyes him because she made that pie thank you*
Isaac: … *swallows slowly* I need 5,000 of these. Stat.
Summer: You’d explode.
Isaac: IT WOULD BE WORTH IT.
Summer: Not for me!
Isaac: *pouts* Okay what about 500?
Summer: *shakes a finger at him* No.
Isaac: *thinks* …50?
Summer: Only if you clean up the kitchen every time I make some.
Isaac: YAY. *glomps her*
Summer: *squeaks*
Isaac: *hugs her* Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank youuuuuu.
Summer: *squeaks more*
Isaac: *kisses her cheek*
Summer: My apartment is going to smell like pie for YEARS.
Isaac: If we have a lot of sex we can cover up the smell.
Summer: *starts to laugh so hard she has to lean on the wall*
Isaac: *grins and eats more pie*
Summer: *gasps* We are not going to have that much sex, Isaac. *grinning like an idiot tho*
Isaac: *pouts* Why noooot?
Summer: One, we both have classes. Two, I don’t have your stamina. *giggling* Three, chafing.
Isaac: *sighs* Okay so not TOO MUCH sex. But still lots of sex.
Summer: *smothering her grin* Yep, you’re seventeen.
Isaac: *looks offended* Fine then, no sex. I’ve spent the last few years mastering the art of masturbation. I can handle myself.
Summer: Somehow I don’t think that’s going to be as good. *pouts a little* Am I not sexy?
Isaac: *raises an eyebrow* You’re super sexy. But you’re meeeeeeaaaaan.
Summer: I am going to make you pie for weeks! How is that mean?!
Isaac: *looks confused* …I’m gonna eat another bite of pie. Then can we have sex?
Summer: *breaks up into helpless giggles*
Isaac: *eats a bite of pie before walking over and throwing her over his shoulder*
Summer: *stabs at him with her fingernails*
Isaac: *whines* Why are you doing that.
Summer: I am dangling down your back! *tries to give him a wedgie*