rpmememaker:

• [Text]: There’s blood. There’s a lot of blood.
• [Text]: I’m going to need a ride home. Don’t ask why.
• [Text]: Mission failed.
• [Text]: I may have accidentally handcuffed myself to the stairs.
• [Text]: When you get home, remember this. It wasn’t me.
• [Text]: I hear the voices when I’m dreaming.
• [Text]: Are you naked?
• [Text]: Come over to my place and play strip poker.
• [Text]: I HAVE DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE
• [Text]: What do you prefer, chocolate syrup or whip cream?
• [Text]: Answer me honestly. Am I hot?
• [Text]: Do you wanna have a sleepover?
• [Text]: Truth or dare?
• [Text]: That’s illegal.
• [Text]: I’ve always wanted to hear you beg. How about tonight?
• [Text]: LUCK. I MEANT LUCK. LUCK AUTOCORRECT.