“Because you are the god of lies.”
“Doesn’t mean I lie all the time.”
“I’m inherently suspicious any time it seems like you’re being nice to me. There’s always a trick.”
“I don’t blame you considering who I am. There could be a trick. But then again there may not.”
“Sometimes the trick is that there isn’t a trick, so that there can be a trick next time.” She paused and added, “Ow.”