“I’m pretty sure if the One Ring had been a ring pop, there’d have been like ninety percent less movie.”
“Can you imagine picking that up in Gollum’s tunnel? Eeeeeeeeeew.”
“Well, that’s a mental image I didn’t need to haunt me for the rest of my days, and yet.”
“Ha! Actually if it was a Ring Pop it would never have got that far, Sauron would’ve eaten it right after he made it. What flavour was it?”