sherlockandspockinthetardis:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

Okay thanks now I’m NOT going to get any sleep tonight, because I will thinks about that question all the night

I’m betting there’s a standard potion or spell for that problem.

Because it’s so common. Just like girls casting it on their breasts.

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