In the garden, George the crow has begun calling the Unspeakable Name that opens the rift to the alternate dimension where Corvus Rex waits to destroy us all. Unfortunately, this requires a very large number of crows, and George is alone, so it is all rather tragic. We suspect that George is trying to open the rift so that he can be reunited with his family, which was sucked into it during the incident last month. We are not sure if we should try to distract George, or if we should have the interns dress up in masks and chant the Unspeakable Name to try and help him. We do not wish to utterly destroy reality, but we also don’t want our crow to be sad.
The Hidden Almanac for December 1, 2014 (via fuckyeahursulavernon)
Welp, now I know which eldritch abomination mydwynter worships…
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