superqueerpasta: hey guys, does anyone know how to find out how many issues are going to be in a run of a comic?
copperbadge: Well you can be pretty sure everything currently running will end in May, not that this is much consolation.
superqueerpasta: is this cause of the *** marvel’s pulling now?
copperbadge: They pull this every ten years or so, it’s part of the circle of life
infer-structure: oh wait is marvel doing a Grand High Reboot?
knottahooker: 616 is over! introducing 620, where everyone’s got wings
madamovary: i’m honestly shocked no one has done a 420 universe yet
copperbadge: I would buy a 420 universe
post-and-out: 636: Everyone runs a coffeeshop!
knottahooker: i like 617, where everyone has cat ears
superqueerpasta: 645: everything was just a dream and they’re all college kids?
madamovary: marvel 730 central: everyone plays jeopardy
artzbots: 615, everyone is Howard the Duck
infer-structure: 688: everyone is stuck in days of future past, aka mad max land
knottahooker: see, i LIKE this new “name a marvel world” meme that i’ve started and declared a meme
post-and-out: 626: MHL: Marvel Hockey League
infer-structure: 711: a convience store au
copperbadge: 911: they’re all firefighters
knottahooker: 411: they’re all information professionals
madamovary: 1080p: you can see everyone’s pores and it’s uncomfortable
post-and-out: 678: the timeline is linear and makes sense
copperbadge: 14.4: everyone moves really slowly
knottahooker: 2: everyone is stick figures
knottahooker: 3.14: PIE
superqueerpasta: knotta how does that work? Everyone’s just pie?
knottahooker: i don’t know. It’s bucky’s happy place.
superqueerpasta: steve is apple
copperbadge: 2468: who do we appreciate?
madamovary: 404: existential crisis
knottahooker: 404: universe not found
infer-structure: 505: this universe has become redacted
madamovary: there has to already be a 666, that’s too obvious
knottahooker: 666: everyone is ruled by liefeld and remender
post-and-out: 2048: everyone is bumping into eachother and merging into NEW PEOPLE
copperbadge: 90210: Everyone is just a little prettier.
madamovary: 1066: battleworld battle of hastings style
superqueerpasta: 1861: American Civil War style
copperbadge: 1776: Need we even say it
post-and-out: 1985: everyone with crimped hair and neon
superqueerpasta: 1995: Mall Rats
archwrites: did we get Marvel 1593: everyone gets stabbed in the eye in a tavern brawl in Deptford
madamovary: marvel 1419/1618, everyone pushes everyone else out of windows
hailtherandom: marvel 2.71828 where no one wears clothes
madamovary: marvel 69: bow chikka wow wow
lexrhetoricae: if we’re doing math, we did do Marvel i, the imaginary one?
lexrhetoricae: Marvel 1023, where clint is a mole?
antonomasia09: 24601: The Les Mis AU?
hailtherandom: marvel 127.0.0.1 which is an elaborate computer hacking arc
hailtherandom: marvel recursion verse: in order to read the marvel recursion verse, you must first have read the marvel recursion verse
hailtherandom: marvel 10, where there are more issues than sherlock has episodes
lexrhetoricae: Marvel Y2K: Where everyone panics because it looks like it’s going to end, but then nothing happens
hailtherandom: in the same vein, marvel 221b, where tony and steve are detectives with unresolved sexual tension and all the women are evil.