*SHOTS FIRED*
A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.
How many ‘nice guys’ does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just compliment the bulb and get pissed when it won’t screw.
Monthly Archives: January 2015
She pushed the hood back again to stare at him, embarrassment tinting her cheeks. Then she flung herself at him in a huge hug, radiating gratitude overwhelmingly.
Derek was a little startled at the sudden hug and rush of emotion, though he caught her and tentatively patted her back soothingly, still a tad bit stunned at the force of her gratitude but glad he could help and make someone feel so thankful.
It was the breaking of the silence that woke her fully. Not her name, so much as simply a voice, shredding the haze of nightmare. She clutched at Derek’s arms, eyes fixed to his face, panting still. Her heart thundered in her ears, pounding almost painfully hard.
When Summer finally came back to, her fingers digging almost painfully at Derek’s arms, he talked to her calmly. “I’ve got you. It’s alright. It’s just Isaac and I. You’re safe. You’re fine,” he assured, hands sliding to cup her face.
When he said Isaac’s name, she started, eyes falling shut. Her senses felt raw and abused, but she reached out all the same, lightly touching both werewolves with her mind before she sagged forward in Derek’s hands. Safe. She was safe, it was just a dream.
Relaxing her grip, she put her hands around Derek’s wrists for a moment, trying to slow her breathing and heartbeat, then looked up and gave him a wan smile. She climbed back on the bed, fastidiously straightening the covers, before giving each werewolf a pleading look.
Auction [just for stupid]
Send “Auction” for your muse buying mine as their slave
Derek snarled lowly but kept his head down as he was transferred to the person that bought him, seeing a small female form before him now.
Her gaze softened under his stare. “You can do as you like here,” Summer said gently. “We would prefer it if you took care of yourself, slept and ate and bathed and exercised and so forth. The only thing you can’t do right now is leave the compound.” Putting the tablet down, she sat on the edge of the bed, resting her hand on his leg. “Please try to trust us, a little.”
Derek had weariness and discomfort rolling off of him as she sat and placed a small hand on his leg, the appendage shifting out from under her. “I haven’t bitten any of you yet, is that not a good enough start,” he said, not really meaning to be amusing. It was true, he’d thought about it, but they hadn’t harmed him.
Summer’s mouth twitched a little, as if she was concealing a smile. “You have a very good point,” she said gravely, instead. “I will bear that in mind. Will you come with me now to see Spring, or would you rather eat and sleep some more?”
“Please don’t go, I love you.”
“You what?” he asked as he spun around in the door frame to look at her, confused was just the start of what he was feeling right now.
“What am I always wanting, Pietro?” she purred. “What have I wanted from you from the very beginning?”
“Well maybe I want to hear you ask for it. Tell me what you want Summer.”
“Mmmm.” She nosed along his hairline, then breathed in his ear. “I want you to tie my wrists together, and my feet apart. I want you to touch me anywhere, everywhere, until I can’t talk because I want you so badly. I want you to use me, over and over and over, until you’re exhausted.”
Pennsylvania 65000: The Jazz AU
superqueerpasta: hey guys, does anyone know how to find out how many issues are going to be in a run of a comic?
copperbadge: Well you can be pretty sure everything currently running will end in May, not that this is much consolation.
superqueerpasta: is this cause of the *** marvel’s pulling now?
copperbadge: They pull this every ten years or so, it’s part of the circle of life
infer-structure: oh wait is marvel doing a Grand High Reboot?
knottahooker: 616 is over! introducing 620, where everyone’s got wings
madamovary: i’m honestly shocked no one has done a 420 universe yet
copperbadge: I would buy a 420 universe
post-and-out: 636: Everyone runs a coffeeshop!
knottahooker: i like 617, where everyone has cat ears
superqueerpasta: 645: everything was just a dream and they’re all college kids?
madamovary: marvel 730 central: everyone plays jeopardy
artzbots: 615, everyone is Howard the Duck
infer-structure: 688: everyone is stuck in days of future past, aka mad max land
knottahooker: see, i LIKE this new “name a marvel world” meme that i’ve started and declared a meme
post-and-out: 626: MHL: Marvel Hockey League
infer-structure: 711: a convience store au
copperbadge: 911: they’re all firefighters
knottahooker: 411: they’re all information professionals
madamovary: 1080p: you can see everyone’s pores and it’s uncomfortable
post-and-out: 678: the timeline is linear and makes sense
copperbadge: 14.4: everyone moves really slowly
knottahooker: 2: everyone is stick figures
knottahooker: 3.14: PIE
superqueerpasta: knotta how does that work? Everyone’s just pie?
knottahooker: i don’t know. It’s bucky’s happy place.
superqueerpasta: steve is apple
copperbadge: 2468: who do we appreciate?
madamovary: 404: existential crisis
knottahooker: 404: universe not found
infer-structure: 505: this universe has become redacted
madamovary: there has to already be a 666, that’s too obvious
knottahooker: 666: everyone is ruled by liefeld and remender
post-and-out: 2048: everyone is bumping into eachother and merging into NEW PEOPLE
copperbadge: 90210: Everyone is just a little prettier.
madamovary: 1066: battleworld battle of hastings style
superqueerpasta: 1861: American Civil War style
copperbadge: 1776: Need we even say it
post-and-out: 1985: everyone with crimped hair and neon
superqueerpasta: 1995: Mall Rats
archwrites: did we get Marvel 1593: everyone gets stabbed in the eye in a tavern brawl in Deptford
madamovary: marvel 1419/1618, everyone pushes everyone else out of windows
hailtherandom: marvel 2.71828 where no one wears clothes
madamovary: marvel 69: bow chikka wow wow
lexrhetoricae: if we’re doing math, we did do Marvel i, the imaginary one?
lexrhetoricae: Marvel 1023, where clint is a mole?
antonomasia09: 24601: The Les Mis AU?
hailtherandom: marvel 127.0.0.1 which is an elaborate computer hacking arc
hailtherandom: marvel recursion verse: in order to read the marvel recursion verse, you must first have read the marvel recursion verse
hailtherandom: marvel 10, where there are more issues than sherlock has episodes
lexrhetoricae: Marvel Y2K: Where everyone panics because it looks like it’s going to end, but then nothing happens
hailtherandom: in the same vein, marvel 221b, where tony and steve are detectives with unresolved sexual tension and all the women are evil.
“Please don’t go, I love you.”
“You what?” he asked as he spun around in the door frame to look at her, confused was just the start of what he was feeling right now.
Summer bit him, lightly. “If you’re not interested, then, I guess you can go.”
“Hey ow,” he said sarcastically. “I never said I wasn’t. I’m just wanting to know what exactly you’re wanting.”
“What am I always wanting, Pietro?” she purred. “What have I wanted from you from the very beginning?”
“Summer. Thanks for saving me from an inelegant plunge.”
”No problem. So what brings you around here?”
“I just had a meeting. Hoping to open a shop around here.”
