KnottaHooker: my favorite thing in fics is when steve’s in normal clothes and somehow attaches his shield to his back or something
KnottaHooker: like, do you have hooks in all your jackets?
PollyQ: he’s wearing a magnetic vest underneath his clothes
copperbadge: HAHAHA Steve experiments with using a magnet to carry his shield
copperbadge: Accidentally sticks himself to Iron Man
clockways: “accidently”
copperbadge: They walk into the kitchen. “DON’T LAUGH, JUST FIND A CROWBAR.”
copperbadge: Bucky tries to help….
KnottaHooker: is his shield magnetic?
copperbadge: It is in my universe. COMEDY.
copperbadge: Steve’s back is stuck to Tony’s chest, Bucky’s arm is stuck over Steve’s shoulders
copperbadge: Clint walks by. “I’m not asking.”
copperbadge: “Steve’s a fucking Katamari ball! Clint, help!”
tsumegoAlpha: …we need sam an rhodey to have been testing their tech this day
copperbadge: Haha Sam gets stuck to Steve’s other side, but he just slips out of his rig
copperbadge: His wings snap out and smack Bucky in the face
tsumegoAlpha: magnet-based metal clusterfuck in the kitchen!!!
Eruvadhril: Magnets stop being magnetic if you hit them hard enough
Em: Do you think the hammer’s magnetic?
copperbadge: Thor could reverse the polarity with electricity, couldn’t he?
copperbadge: “Breathe deeply, my friends. I, as you say on Midgard, Got This.”
PollyQ: sure, but then everyone’s fried
copperbadge: Tony starts screaming about grounding everyone first
copperbadge: Thor just goes for it. Steve spends two days with every hair on his body sticking straight out.