“I have a whole box of them. Don’t make me build an air cannon to fire them at you.”
“I would love to see you do that to be honest.”
*looks sly* “If I did it I wouldn’t tell you about it.” *already plotting how to do that; needs pvc pipe and valves and to make sabots, lots of sabots*
“Ooooh. You’re thinking about it.” Starts to think of possible counter measures.
*rains beanie babies on him to distract him*