themadrussianx:

iamthefirechild:

themadrussianx:

billionaire-tony-stark:

iamthefirechild replied to your post: iamthefirechild replied to your post: <_< yeah,…

*sighs* I tried to seduce you, remember that? It didnt go so well.

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In my defense…you were hiding behind a gray mask at the time.

Dear, perhaps you should realize that Mr. Stark only has room in his life—and his bed, for one lady.

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And I took it off, and /that/ didn’t go well either.

Could say something about whether or not there’s a lady actually present …

I’ll ignore that comment, and return it with mine.

I have bedded Tony every night for the last month. A feat you will never have the chance to attempt.

Now. You’re right, I’m not a lady.  I’m a full blown woman.

And, if you’re wondering.

He’s a fantastic lay.

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*calmly* If you’re a woman, and he’s a fantastic lay, indulge my curiosity: what am I? Mind, there’s nothing you can possibly say that will hurt me, so best to be honest.