#Hey Mr President#Invade Britain whenever you want#Back door’s open
#dear mister obama please take australia it’s yours #we’ll bake you cookies and everything #you can pat our kangaroos #fuck you can have one here take one #all yours
#seriously #peru’s open too #all the llamas will be your army #just come get them
#I bet obama secretly has a tumblr
ooc: I remember this interview!!! LOLOL Also, I love that he’s One of Us.
ooc: how could you ever even consider anyone else?