“I’m pretty sure if the One Ring had been a ring pop, there’d have been like ninety percent less movie.”
“Ha! Actually if it was a Ring Pop it would never have got that far, Sauron would’ve eaten it right after he made it. What flavour was it?”
“Grape. Do they come in grape? Artificial grape is the worst.”
“I don’t know, artificial cherry is pretty bad, but that was Gandalf’s ring. Imagine if the owl had got hold of it … “