_{Bonus points for why.}

domesticity meme! GIMME A SHIP

if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them:

• big spoon/little spoon:
• favorite non-sexual activity:
• who uses all the hot water:
• most trivial thing they fight over:
• who does most of the cleaning:
• what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
• who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
• who steals the blankets:
• who leaves their stuff around:
• who remembers to buy the milk:
• who remembers anniversaries:

or

• who cooks normally?:
• how often do they fight?:
• what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
• nicknames for each other?:
• who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
• who steals the covers at night?:
• what would they get each other for gifts?:
• who kissed who first?:
• who made the first move?:
• who remembers things?:
• who started the relationship?:
• who cusses more?:
• what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

following-the-footsteps:

mirzers:

[Or submit!]

If you came in my room we would….

• [] cuddle and watch disney movies
• [] have a pillow fight
• [] sleep
• [] fuck
• [] How the….gtfo!

I would kiss you on…

• [] neck
• [] cheek
• [] lips
• [] forehead

I would let you sleep on…

• [] My bed
• [] floor
• [] bathroom
• [] Lemme show you to the door.
• [] me 😉

I rate you….

• [] 1-4
• [] 5-7
• [] 8-10
• [] Beyond Perfect

I would ______ you…

• [] Fuck
• [] Hug
• [] Kiss
• [] Date
• [] Play video games with

You are:

• [] Cute
• [] Adorable
• [] Beautiful
• [] Sexy
• [] askjdgfj

If you kissed me I would:

• [] Kiss you back
• [] Be shocked
• [] Smile and laugh
• [] Push you away
• [] Slap you

If you asked me out I would say:

• [] No
• [] Yes
• [] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES

Can we cuddle?

• [] No thank you
• [] Yes please

Sex?

• [] No thank you
• [] Yes please
• [] Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.

bondless-child:

askboxmemes:

If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them

who cooks normally?:

how often do they fight?:

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

nicknames for each other?:

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

who steals the covers at night?:

what would they get each other for gifts?:

who remembers things?:

who cusses more?:

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

who kissed who first?:

who made the first move?:

who started the relationship?:

thewickedloki:

The first person owns my character for four days.

The second person receives one free favor (sexual or otherwise).

The third person should probably run.

The fourth person gets a kiss.

And my character will be married to the fifth person for two weeks.