differentmasks:

iamthefirechild:

*facepalms* Maybe I should just ask Tony if I can have an advertising campaign, so the rest of you will stop acting like I’m some kind of fragile flower normal mundane. Remy can chase me in circles while he /tries/ to kick my ass ten ways to Sunday. Same for you.

Maybe you’re not getting this. I’ll talk slower.

Don’t care who you are.

Don’t care what kind of shit you’re trying to pull.

Not chasing you. Don’t care about your goddamn flowers or inferiority complex or what kind of goddamn polish you use on your goddamn nails.

I’m tellin’ you to go away.

Now.

Conversation’s over, tinkerbell. Move it along.

She wants very badly to kick the door, or something, anything, to let off the frustration. She settles for growling at it, giving it the finger, and resists equally hard the temptation to set a nearby plant on fire.

“Stupid mutants,” she mutters, stalking off, ignoring the fact that she’s a mutant too.

differentmasks:

iamthefirechild:

Oh, for gods’ sake. I like how you only turn up when I start giving him actual, you know, /compliments/. He said no. I took it. Settle down already.

*huffs*

Lookit, sister, I don’t know what your damage is, but Remy? He can kick your ass ten ways to Sunday without breaking a sweat. He’s pretty damn capable of taking care of himself.

You, however, don’t seem to be able to take no for an answer. Which is why I’m here. I’m gonna talk real slow for you, see if we can get this through your thick skull.

Back. The. Fuck. Off.

And trust me, bub, this is me settled down. You don’t want to see otherwise.

*facepalms* Maybe I should just ask Tony if I can have an advertising campaign, so the rest of you will stop acting like I’m some kind of fragile flower normal mundane. Remy can chase me in circles while he /tries/ to kick my ass ten ways to Sunday. Same for you.

differentmasks:

iamthefirechild:

differentmasks replied to pocketfullofaces’ post: Oh my god, have you even /looked/ inside your own head? The only guy I know nicer than you is Steve!

Back. Off. >:E MY nice guy.

Room for you too, sparky. What /is/ it with men and monogamy? Did I find the only hero in all of New York that /isn’t/ monogamous?

Yeah, here’s how this is gonna play.

You’re going to back the fuck off of my husband. 

That’s it. Pretty damn simple, don’t you think? Cause even if we were interested in expanding, which trust me, sister, we aren’t, it wouldn’t be with you. So you can trot along home.

Oh, and princess? Call me sparky again, and you’ll find out why he’s the nice one in the relationship.

Oh, for gods’ sake. I like how you only turn up when I start giving him actual, you know, /compliments/. He said no. I took it. Settle down already.

*huffs*

differentmasks replied to pocketfullofaces’ post: Oh my god, have you even /looked/ inside your own head? The only guy I know nicer than you is Steve!

Back. Off. >:E MY nice guy.

Room for you too, sparky. What /is/ it with men and monogamy? Did I find the only hero in all of New York that /isn’t/ monogamous?