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[v; let’s keep this professional] “Looks like you did nude modelling before you came here.”

147lbsofdeath:

“Is that a pick up line? Cause it’s cute.
But nah son. This body is in limited condition.
Never been seen before… Don’t tell Chris.”

She snorted. “Sweetie, I’m old enough to be your mother. Why in the world would I be trying to pick you up?” She flourished the printed photograph at him. “So this isn’t you? Because it sure looks like you.”