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I /know/ Coulson and May had a past. I wonder if May agreed to go along not because Coulson asked her to but because Hill told her to keep an eye on Coulson?

Fitz has a crush! That’s so cute!

What have I been saying all along about all the things we don’t know about Skye?! She doesn’t know most of them! … why the hell would SHIELD care about a /baby/? … if she turns out to be Tony Stark’s sister or Cap’s artificially inseminated daughter I’m gonna scream. A lot. Unhappily.

I know hackers, and some of them really are just like that. *facepalm* Honestly, guys …

Meanwhile, Scorch? Dude, all you had to do was wait for your body to reproduce the platelets — if they’re in your bloodstream to begin with, it’s in your genetic code, and therefore they’re what your body considers natural. I wonder what would happen if he had a blood transfusion or donated blood?

Saying that, the Centipede folks are /wasteful/. Why destroy a reproducible resource like that?

No, Coulson, you really, /really/ can’t save people from themselves. All you can ever hope to do is push them in the way of saving themselves.

I’m still not convinced Skye is her real name.

Also, Coulson, dude, you can’t save people from themselves. Not ever. Some of us are born broken, and we can’t ever be fixed.

… okay, what the hell!

one of the things I love about agents of shield is that the team is totally gender-balanced, and one of the things I already hate about the fandom is that the favourite pairing is two males together.

And that there are three episodes and already there are ship wars.