sinerose:

(from “Joss Whedon’s Seventh Avenger”)

“Tom Hiddleston was hardly the blackhearted god of mischief he plays on screen. Friendly, polite and talkative, he was a delight. Every morning for him began with a grotesquely healthy smoothie made from pulverized romaine lettuce and green apples. The only thing disconcerting about him was his inability to answer the door wearing anything more than a towel. Fool me once, Loki, just once. Shame on you.”

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“The only thing disconcerting about him was his inability to answer the door wearing anything more than a towel.”

“…his inability to answer the door wearing anything more than a towel.”

“…answer the door wearing anything more than a towel.”

“…wearing anything more than a towel.”

“…a towel.”