[text to: gazelle boy] commiserate. pity me. offer to hit him for me. offer to rescue me
[text to: gazelle boy] why do I keep you
[text: Summer] fine
[text: Summer] you weren’t exactly saying you wanted me to do anything about it
[text: Summer] where are you?
[text to: gazelle boy] state park fifty miles north of town.
[text to: gazelle boy] are you really coming up here?
[text to: gazelle boy] it’s not fair that I should have to leave my friends because this one asshole
[text to: gazelle boy] I’m so done
[text: Summer] not really sure what you expect me to say to that
[text to: gazelle boy] commiserate. pity me. offer to hit him for me. offer to rescue me
[text to: gazelle boy] why do I keep you
[text to: gazelle boy] nobody here is coherent enough to record a video
[text to: gazelle boy] when I get back I could punch you if you like
[text: Summer] How sweet
[text: Summer] but i think i’ll pass.
[text to: gazelle boy] it’s not fair that I should have to leave my friends because this one asshole
[text to: gazelle boy] I’m so done
[text to: gazelle boy] isn’t that what high school kids do these days?
[text to: gazelle boy] hell with this. if he keeps this up I’m going to punch him
[text: Summer] if you do could you tag a video?
[text: Summer] i feel like it would be very entertaining to see you punch someone.
[text to: gazelle boy] nobody here is coherent enough to record a video
[text to: gazelle boy] when I get back I could punch you if you like
[text to: gazelle boy ] he would demand I make out with a girl here
[text to: gazelle boy ] I shouldn’t have to get angry to make my no stick
[text to: gazelle boy ] I hate this
[text: Summer] idk what you’re supposed to do
[text: Summer] do you think i have experience turning down drinks?
[text to: gazelle boy] isn’t that what high school kids do these days?
[text to: gazelle boy] hell with this. if he keeps this up I’m going to punch him
[text to: gazelle boy] he’s not trying to get me to sleep with him, he’s trying to get me to drink. wth
[text: Summer] Well some guys get really uncomfortable hearing things like that
[text: Summer] whether or not he’s trying to sleep with you is besides the point
[text to: gazelle boy ] he would demand I make out with a girl here
[text to: gazelle boy ] I shouldn’t have to get angry to make my no stick
[text to: gazelle boy ] I hate this
[text to: gazelle boy] that’s a lot of work. I sort of want to do this without using my powers.
[text: Summer] Tell him you’re a lesbian
[text to: gazelle boy] he’s not trying to get me to sleep with him, he’s trying to get me to drink. wth
[ text ] how do I convince a guy I don’t want to drink without setting him on fire?
[text: Summer] Set his drink on fire to scare him and then convince him he imagined it
[text: Summer] That should freak him out enough to get him to leave you alone
[text to: gazelle boy] that’s a lot of work. I sort of want to do this without using my powers.