To: Summer Rainault
Subject: Hey! It’s Jane.
Message:
Hey Summer! It’s Jane Foster. I don’t know if you remember me, but we were friends back in high school. Same classes and everything. I know it’s been a while, but I figured it’s never too late to catch up, right?I guess I’ll get right to the chase.
This is going to sound kind of crazy, but I’m living in New York City right now. In Stark Tower, actually. I work for SHIELD; I don’t know if you’ve heard of them.
But you know The Avengers? I know those guys. I’m kind of dating one of them, actually.
One of the guys I work with pulled up a file for me about this… I guess you could call her a super hero, called Naienko. I don’t know her whole deal, exactly, but the name in her file is your name, and you two (from what I can tell) look fairly similar.
If I sound totally nuts, then don’t mind me, I’m just as crazy as I was back in high school and it was nice chatting with you again.
But if I don’t sound totally nuts, send me an e-mail back and maybe we can figure something out? I’d love to get together for some food or something and catch up.
Hope all is well!
Jane Foster
To: Jane Foster
Subject: Re: Hey! It’s Jane.
Message:
OMG! This is amazing! Jane! Where have you been!? Girl, you disappeared off the face of the earth, I had no idea!
Excuse me, I have to breathe here. I’m breathing, I’m breathing. Okay. Okay.
I, um … yeah, I know about SHIELD. Actually, you remember Winter, my twin sister? She works for them; she’s an agent. It’s a lot more secret than my superheroine gig. I kinda … learned how to call fire, after you disappeared. And … some bad things happened … so I came to New York. I’m helping with the cleanup after the alien attack.
I can’t believe you know the Avengers! And you’re dating one! We have to meet up because I have to hear this tale. Um, I don’t know how busy you are, but I work from home and I pretty much set my own hours (very helpful if I have to fly off at a moment’s notice), so whenever you’re free is fine with me.
Say, maybe your boyfriend could introduce me to that Tony Stark?
love and laughter, Summer