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Headcanon: Thor and Jane have a bet

liesmith-loki:

siffed:

thundering-god:

anotherfanartcorner:

janelikesfosters:

thundering-god:

On who will ask the other to marry them first:  Loki or Sif?

Thor put his bet on Sif, but Jane thought Loki would beat her to the punch.

(note it was never a question of IF they would be together, but when).

Judging by the “Rise and Shine” role-play, looks like Jane owes Thor some money.

I bet Sif and Loki have a bet on when they’ll find out Jane is pregnant.

Their bets are more ~scandalous.

…And everyone takes bets on if Sif or Loki will get pregnant first.

Loki doesn’t think it’s funny.

But Sif is warming up to the idea of not having to give birth.

((you just won this entire discussion))

Noooooo! SIF DOESN’T WANT TO BE A DAD! She’s been TRYING TO PROVE FOR HER WHOLE LIFE THAT SHE DOESN’T NEED A PENIS!

((GUYS I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE YOU ALL WHAT IS LIFE I AM DYING))

((The sounds I just made were not human or asgardian))

ireallyhatecornnuts:

arlenexii:

spamsterlady:

#So does this mean that almost all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers were taking place at around the same time? #Like there were these 6 months of absolute hell at SHIELD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S AN ALIEN IN NEW MEXICO #SO NOW I HAVE AN ALIEN AND SOME BIGSHOT WHO’S FLYING AROUND IN A METAL SUIT #OH AND THE HULK BROKE HARLEM #THIS IS LOVELY #Coulson you’re on this (via Remustheravenclaw)

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Marvel has the entire marvel cinematic universe timeline available on their site. Yes, it all takes place at the same time; they call it “Fury’s Big Week.”

There’s a comic of it!

chaosmustbemaintained:

claimtoloveme:

lokisfairmaiden:

redwine-n-hiddles:

Can I please just curl up into a ball and cry? And when I’m finished, someone please send him over to bite me and well you know I am for once not writing it down because you all have the same dirty thoughts when you see this I am sure.

This is just… Wow. Hunf. HNG. Oh God. No. Stop doing this to me. Why. I can’t. Can’t control my feelings. Oh Jesus my hormones. HUNF. HUUUUUNF.

Aaaaaaand that’s me, dead.