I was wondering if you’d be brave enough to show your face.
I didn’t know.
Oh? Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you were blind. Because if you weren’t, it would have been obvious. You know, with the wedding ring? *holds up his hand to show the gold band on his finger* You know, the one that looks like this? He’s got one too.
I’m not blind, I’m hopelessly fucking infatuated. Does it make a difference if I tell you he was asking who had a crush on him?