the-blacksmith-in-armani:

iamthefirechild:

the-blacksmith-in-armani:

iamthefirechild:

the-blacksmith-in-armani:

“Why hello there handsome. Or beautiful. Is there a general term for describing eye-candy?”

“The word you want is ‘gorgeous’, honey.”

“Right. Gorgeous.”

“Maybe you should get a thesaurus, Mr Stark? You’ll want to be looking in the antonyms for a descriptor for me, I know.”

“… Uh-huh.”

“Ooooh, elliptical. Unpack that for me, honey; I want to know what that sound and that sceptical reaction /means/.”