“Coffee? Tea? Or would you just rather have me?”
“I would always rather just have you.”
“That’s cute.”
“You asked. Is the offer being withdrawn, then?”
“Coffee? Tea? Or would you just rather have me?”
“I would always rather just have you.”
“That’s cute.”
“You asked. Is the offer being withdrawn, then?”
“Coffee? Tea? Or would you just rather have me?”
“I would always rather just have you.”
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“You don’t want to touch that. Nope. Don’t. Just…
“I don’t want your fucking money. It’s not like I just wandered in here off the street or something.”
“You don’t want to touch that. Nope. Don’t. Just don’t.”
“But it’s shiney!”
“Exactly why you shouldn’t. Hands off.”
“What does it DO?”
“Evil. It does evil.”
“Then I should touch it, so I can defeat the evil. Obviously.”
“… No.”
“Then you better find something to distract me with.”
“Here’s a five hundred dollar cheque. Go have a blast.”
“What in the name of blue and purple shit do you take me for?!” She’s glaring green daggers at him.
“You don’t want to touch that. Nope. Don’t. Just don’t.”
“But it’s shiney!”
“Exactly why you shouldn’t. Hands off.”
“What does it DO?”
“Evil. It does evil.”
“Then I should touch it, so I can defeat the evil. Obviously.”
“… No.”
“Then you better find something to distract me with.”
“You don’t want to touch that. Nope. Don’t. Just don’t.”
“But it’s shiney!”
“Exactly why you shouldn’t. Hands off.”
“What does it DO?”
“Evil. It does evil.”
“Then I should touch it, so I can defeat the evil. Obviously.”
“You don’t want to touch that. Nope. Don’t. Just don’t.”
“But it’s shiney!”
“Exactly why you shouldn’t. Hands off.”
“What does it DO?”
“You don’t want to touch that. Nope. Don’t. Just don’t.”
“But it’s shiney!”
“Ah. Ah ah ah, I don’t think so.”
You picked what we watched last time. Do I ever get a turn?