gadgeteerphilanthropist:

iamthefirechild:

“I don’t know! How would you even weigh that, anyway? No, wait, I know … weigh me with dry hair, then with wet, compare totals. Same like weighing a cat.”

“I wasn’t asking for specifics.  More just wondering if it’s a drastic difference.”  He yawned away from the phone.  “Seems like that much hair would be uncomfortable when soggy.”

“I wrap it in a towel — seriously, have you not paid attention? I wring it out in the shower, I wind it up on my head, I wrap it in a towel for an hour. And I come drip on everything you love.”