Oy! I don’t keep the handcuffs!

gadgeteerphilanthropist:

iamthefirechild:

gadgeteerphilanthropist:

I was attempting to be witty, honey.  I do that sometimes.

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…Though, if you don’t have them, I actually don’t know where they are.  They kinda got thrown a decent ways last time.

*rolls eyes* He could have compared you to a hyperactive little cat, Jarvis, be serious.

-The cat would be preferable to the corgi.-

Both of you be nice to my critters, dammit.

I am nice to your exotic pets. /I’m/ not the one who called Boris a furry asshole.