Oy! I don’t keep the handcuffs!

gadgeteerphilanthropist:

iamthefirechild:

gadgeteerphilanthropist:

I was attempting to be witty, honey.  I do that sometimes.

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…Though, if you don’t have them, I actually don’t know where they are.  They kinda got thrown a decent ways last time.

You don’t have to keep him, you know. I’m sure a zoo would love him.

What—no.  I can’t get rid of Boris.  He’s my buddy.

I thought Helios was your buddy!