[text to: magic hands] if you have the emotional range of a teaspoon (you don’t) why are you giving me sympathy? anyway I help people they don’t help me
[text to: magic hands] did you get your arm free?
[text: Arthur’s girl] I can do my best, but Merlin is closer to him than I am.
[text: Arthur’s girl] Almost, if not I’ll cut it off. For fuck sake Merlin, this is the one time I don’t want him on top of me.
[text to: magic hands] do I even want to know.
[text to: magic hands] doing this by text is annoying. just shove him off and come over here?