[text to: firelady] excellent. let me in, I want to snuggle with your cat.

[text to: ARMED] the door’s unlocked like always. swimming later I guess.

[text to: firelady] for a second there I though you meant you caught them out in the forest or something. I was concerned because that doesn’t sound very safe. Do you think they would attack me if I captured them?

[text to: ARMED] Doc might. Helios won’t. he will just be very confused and make big blue eyes

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[text to: firelady] i love the cats, but they’re so afraid of me and they never want to cuddle

[text to: ARMED] they aren’t afraid of you. they’re like that to everyone, even me. I have to capture them. None of them are lapcats.

[text to: firelady] noooo i love the cats. unrequited love is for suckers and i am one.

[text to: ARMED] what are you even talking about

[text to: firelady] probably. i count for at least two people anyways.

[text to: ARMED] I just laughed so hard I scared the cats

[text to: firelady] well thats just ridiculous. I just spelled out ridiculous on this phone twice to tell you that, so it must be true. sherlock only loves john anyways.

[text to: ARMED] Is that who he keeps avoiding talking to me about.

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[text to: firelady] I’m surprised gwaine didn’t leap at the chance. probably does it enough by himself

[text to: ARMED] nobody loves me, that’s what it is. not even sherlock. I’m sulking now.