[text to: firelady] excellent. let me in, I want to snuggle with your cat.
[text to: ARMED] the door’s unlocked like always. swimming later I guess.
[text to: firelady] for a second there I though you meant you caught them out in the forest or something. I was concerned because that doesn’t sound very safe. Do you think they would attack me if I captured them?
[text to: ARMED] Doc might. Helios won’t. he will just be very confused and make big blue eyes
[text to: firelady] i love the cats, but they’re so afraid of me and they never want to cuddle
[text to: ARMED] they aren’t afraid of you. they’re like that to everyone, even me. I have to capture them. None of them are lapcats.
[text to: firelady] well thats just ridiculous. I just spelled out ridiculous on this phone twice to tell you that, so it must be true. sherlock only loves john anyways.
[text to: ARMED] Is that who he keeps avoiding talking to me about.
[text to: firelady] I’m surprised gwaine didn’t leap at the chance. probably does it enough by himself
[text to: ARMED] nobody loves me, that’s what it is. not even sherlock. I’m sulking now.
[text to: ALL] I want to go skinny dipping who’s coming
“Ow — what the hell, Sum?” You’re supposed to do that while you do the do, otherwise it just doesn’t make any sense.
“Too hard? Sorry, I didn’t mean to pull that hard.” She leans over the back of his chair, eyes twinkling. “Interesting reaction, though.”