littlepuppyfromthefreezer:

iamthefirechild:

littlepuppyfromthefreezer:

           ”…? You do realize I’m a minor, right?”

“I’m nineteen, and I don’t drink. Look, if you don’t /want/ to … I mean, I told them nobody was going to give me any, I’m not cute enough.”

“Uh —…? That’s still extremely illegal.”

“It /is/? Dammit.”