Send CONFESS for my muse to admit something they find attractive about yours.
“I do have a weakness for red-heads.”
“… for tormenting them? Not that you’re very good at it.”
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-bites Petros-
“What are you doing?”
“What do you think I’m doing, oh omnipotent evil bastard?”
“… Biting me, evidently.”
“Aren’t you so clever.”
-bites Petros-
i know, i hate me too.
#isaac ‘i came to win your heart’ lahey
#hates himself
#that is bs
#you couldn’t win my heart if you tried
i do what i want.
#deeply suspicious
#you just say that to excuse being an ass
#i hate you so much
#with your blue eyes and curls and perfect smile
#wtf is wrong with you
#’I came to win your heart’ screw you
#why are you so annoying
#and handsome
#go be handsome somewhere else
“I think we should push him in a lake or something. That would drown the fleas, right?”
“He dislikes water.”
“That just makes it better.”
“You’re half an animal. Deaton is a vet specialized on supernatural animals. You should ask him.”“But I don’t have fleas.”
“But you definitely, definitely have cooties, and that should be checked out.”
“I’ve told him to shower. He won’t listen. He just pretends he’s a full on wolf and licks himself clean.”
“I think we should push him in a lake or something. That would drown the fleas, right?”
“You’re half an animal. Deaton is a vet specialized on supernatural animals. You should ask him.”“But I don’t have fleas.”
“But you definitely, definitely have cooties, and that should be checked out.”